An Imaginary Dialogue…

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November 9, 2012 by lucieromarin

…suitable for a Subject of Grievance such as a missing vocation, shortage of fat babies, lousy income, and so on:

Lucy (in something like prayer): Oh, Lord! Lord! Why haven’t you given me my s.o.g? Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyyyyyy?

God: Well, actually, I wanted to give you something a bit different.

Lucy (suddenly interested): Oh? Really? Is it something good?

God: Do you think I’d offer you a lame blessing?

Lucy: Oh, yeah. (Intense spiritual exercise follows. Lucy attains the Unitive Way.)

God: Good. Here. Have bilocation.

Lucy1: Woah! This is great! Wow. Your plan was way better than mine.

Lucy2: Ni hao! I’m in China!

(Well, you can’t prove absolutely that it could never happen! If you’re going to daydream, daydream big, I say.)


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